The St. Louis tourney came and went. Most of us laughed, and Kenny cried. Overall the trip was a good time. The impalas entered the social tournament missing a lot of its key players. And defiantly missed Butts in the boring city of St. Louis. But players stepped up and some good rugby was played. The impalas lost their first two games against the St. Louis Royals and Mizzu U. These games were definitely lost due to the fact that the team agreed to let Kenny try and coach during his blackout stint. But he bought us all shots so it was worth it. Saturday night was an overall success and Bluff bought Geno a drink, what a good man. Going in to the second day we faced the Sunday Morning Rugby team. The Sunday Morning team was very intimidating and big, but the not so sober team was lead out by captain Geno without any fear and ready for a win. Psycho Zach scored a huge try that was followed up by a huge and game-changing try by Super Sub Mike Peterson, who trucked about 8 players on route to a 5 yard run to put the game away. It was truly beautiful. Rat was finally able to hold on to a few balls and ran in a couple tries after the game was out of reach. Pat Sawyers had a few powerful runs as he trucked half of Sunday Mornings team. The impalas won 45-5. Joey Neb, Joe Cop, Andy Bowen, Coco, the NC BOYS, and the rest of the team played well good job team.
Next week the Impalas will travel to Ball State. Get to practice and keep the winning streak alive.
Written By: Geno Witchger
I don’t think tries against teams as crappy as Sunday Morning in a display as bad as the one we produced in Ruggerfest should count toward the try totals.
This article displays continued bad grammar and punctuation, sentence fragments, and overall a third rate attempt at making the English language passable. This article seems to have the rambling and inconsistent prose of a drunkard.
I appreciate the effort to post the reports but hope any third party reading these doesn’t base the team’s collective IQ on the content of the articles.
Thanks for your time Gene, and if anyone would like to comment please do so, or contact Gene directly at: John Strange Elementary, Mrs. Arnold’s 2nd Grade English Class, Room A8.
By the way, the first two sentences are great…you should have ended it there.